This is like... if somebody turned a book into a porno and then back into a book. The shit these two said to each other during sex was straight out of a hardcore porn. It was hilariously awful. And if the whole "Oh yeah, baby! Cum all over my face! Yeah! Fuck! Yeah! Fuck yes!" nonsense wasn't bad enough... When they're not just shouting at each other, they're fucking monologuing to each other. Literally, he is monologuing at her pussy while she's mid-orgasm. And it's really like, conversational dialogue. So out of place while he's fingering her butt and she's adrift in a sea of ecstasy.

Raunchy dirty talk, which was nice... until it got weird. *shrug*