DNF: Mind Over Monsters by Jennifer Harlow

Mind Over Monsters - Jennifer Harlow

Holy crap! I don't think I've ever DNF'd a book that quickly. The fourth sentence... that's how far I made it. Why? Because the story is written in first person past tense, no wait... first person present tense. Both, apparently. From one line to the next.

 

"I was surprised..." and then "I thought" and then "I walk down the hall" and "I am"...

 

*shaking my head* Nope. Just not happening. And I was quite looking forward to this one. Somebody I follow had recently reviewed the sequel and I wanted to get in on the funny monster action. But I can't get past that ridiculous flip flop between tenses. It's really a shame. I needed that funny right now.