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Daughter of Time: A Time Travel Romance - Sarah Woodbury

0% reading progress...

I don't like time travel that much. Messes up my hair, you know? Really, I have a tendency to get impatient when people are involuntarily thrown into a new situation that scares them. I hate that they always want to run away or deny what's happening. That's... almost required in time travel fiction, so I avoid it. But I'm biting the bullet. For you. So you can read my awesomely trite reviews.

 

3% reading progress...

What the fuck is this? Why are we hopping back and forth from 3rd person past tense to 1st person present tense, but referring to the past? AND in italics?! A flashback shouldn't be in present tense. Dammit.

 

5% reading progress...

Oh ho ho! She time traveled with the fucking car! Even if I hate every word I read from this point forward, I'm not stopping until I get to the scene where she has to explain her car to people in the 13th century. I swear to god, if somebody tries to stab it with a broadsword like it's a dragon, this book gets 5 stars automatically.

 

7% reading progress...

Well fine. No stabbing of the car. But I demand a humorous explanation!

 

Also, these names are gonna be really difficult. Hywel ap Rhys. Can't we just go with "George" or something?

 

10% reading progress...

STOP TRYING TO ESCAPE! Heroines have a death wish. I'm convinced of it. *head desk*