Mountain's Captive - Michelle M. Pillow *headdesk* Your father's will states that you have to be married by your 30th birthday. You get married. Uh oh, it's not to the person you expected. BUT YOU'RE STILL MARRIED. So why the fuck are you desperately trying to get divorced so you can remarry before your 30th birthday?AAAHGGHGHHGHGHHHHHH!!I've already read this, but it's been a while, so I thought I'd have forgotten enough to reread it. But I don't have the patience for this bitch right now.