The Legend of Arturo King
So much infodumping. And it's very scattered, like one thing has absolutely nothing to do with the other, but they're mentioned as if one is a natural progression into the other. "I'm the lead singer of a band. I like tacos. Leo's not here tonight, he said something about his daughter or whatever? I wasn't paying attention. They say I look like I'm orgasming when I sing this part. The ladies love me and I grew up in a tough neighborhood, but sometimes I just want to feel numb from it all and now it's time for the guitar riff because apparently this is a ten minute song. Ooh, pretty lady, I want her."
This is absurd.
