Come Away with Me

Come Away with Me - Kristen Proby What the hell, folks? Why are you all squeeing about this book? Not only is it written in a terrible first person, present tense POV, but this bitch says "I walk home quickly, feeling Luke’s eyes on my Kardashian-esque backside until I turn the corner toward my house."

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First of all, "Kardashian-esque" is not a fucking word. It never will be. Second, that little line right there tells me that the author is going to attempt to sprinkle in some pop culture references so that the reader will associate this particular book with "trendy"...

I've already rolled my eyes and tossed my e-reader away - at 3%. THREE FRICKIN' PERCENT. How have you people managed to not only finish reading this, but enjoy it?