Nash - Jay Crownover Oh my gawwwd... this girl is just so down on herself. I made it a whopping 20% before giving up. I can't stand to read any more of her "I'm so awkward, I'm useless and worthless, I'm super unattractive even though everyone tells me and acts otherwise, I'm a nobody, boo hoo broken heart in high school, blah blah blah" bullshit.

And nobody outside of a paranormal or sci-fi fictional setting has purple fucking eyes, okay?