This is literally the very first paragraph:
My mom was going to kill me. No doubt about it. When she found out I had just accepted a job, sight unseen, on the West coast, she was going to flip out. The ‘you know what’ would hit the fan in the Middleton house. First my brother, and now me. Holy Toledo! How the heck would I pull this one off? I just booked a flight to leave the day after next. I was going to Seattle to meet my new boss and start my new job. Cheezits, I was really in for it now.