Literally the fourth sentence:
Before I head out, I put on a light coat of Lancôme moisturizing cream topped off with red lipstick. I put on a black Dolce & Gabbana skirt suit and a pair of black Manolo Blahnik Mary Jane heels.*disappointed sigh* Oh... it's one of those. Like the overly excited person at a party that keeps reminding you of that one time they met a celebrity. Super not interested, thanks.