Lyndi is a female, with no plans to change that. However, she does plan on aging, so her current age of 29 will - hopefully - change some time next year. Living in the deep south, she knows all about hurricanes and rednecks. And that's about it. Oh, and she's a total pothead. Lyndi spends most of her free time reading trashy romance novels and has made it her life's goal to find a heroine that doesn't piss her off. And if she's not reading, she's probably playing Candy Crush Saga. It's like crack. She likes to talk in third person because it makes her feel special, like other people are talking about her. Unfortunately, she has nothing of interest or importance to say at this time.